Title: Hosed
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Romantic Comedy
Release Date: January 15, 2019
Release Date: January 15, 2019
Blurb
The world's sexiest firefighter is about to get a
second chance with the virgin next door…
He's bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come
with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.
He's also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high
school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O'Dell the way I want to
be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister's sex toy
factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I'm the world's oldest virgin code-writing nerd.
And he's the world's hottest firefighter.
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can't
seem to control my libido when he's around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they're hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I'm hosed.
So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a
firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon,
scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no
cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.
Caroline's Review
⭐⭐⭐⭐
This story was amusing, sexy, and heartwarming!
"She lets out a soft laugh, and that organ in my chest melts. I want to make her laugh like that every day. All the time."
Cassie Sunderwell is doing her sister a favour by returning to her home town and looking after her sex toy factory, while she's off getting over a heartbreak. The last person she expects to see is the boy who broke her own heart in high school. Even worse, he's her next door neighbour.
"I like your blush. In fact, I'd like to watch your whole body blush."
Ryan is delighted to see the smart, funny Cassie back in town - and, boy, has she grown up! Unfortunately, he has no idea why she doesn't seem to like him, until he's enlightened. However, he's determined to break through her walls, even though the clock is ticking down for them.
"It isn't the summer heat that makes my blood run hot. It's this woman, who I'm finding it harder and harder to imagine letting go of."
Oh, I really enjoyed this story! It was funny and sweet. Cassie is a strong, intelligent woman but I loved her bashfulness and innocence when faced with the risqué. Ryan is so gorgeous and really quite a sweetheart. I loved the way he spoke to Cassie and I just adored how much he was drawn to her. Overall, a fun, good-feel read, with only a touch of angst, and cast of colourful characters.
Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.
Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten
dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths
on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark
and lived to tell the tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.
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